But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just google imaged poop.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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