okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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