butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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