I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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