is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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