I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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