Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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