i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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