Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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