You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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