Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Are we still banned from the library?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You pole danced in your parka.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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