So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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