Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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