I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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