I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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