You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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