She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
