On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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