I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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