yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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