I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me