Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
seriously i just wanna be friends
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.