Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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