I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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