I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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