I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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