I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
