what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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