So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
