Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Come share oat with me in your robe
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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