fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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She bit a glass in half.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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