It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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