My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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