Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
