Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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