Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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