You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Come see our sink grown plant.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza