My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you