I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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