If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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