ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We left the knife in your bed.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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