Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
as a side note pls kill me
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