I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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