you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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