Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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