I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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