So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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