don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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