It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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