You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
