is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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