ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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