She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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