Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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