I don't think brook has ever known best
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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