it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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