he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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